This is your co-pilot once again. It is a beautiful afternoon up here in the cockpit. Cruising now at only 10,000 feet. We're safe from small arms fire, but still within range of SAM's (Surface to Air missles). Oh I don't want to alarm you or anything, but as we get closer to the end of Lent, the cross-country flight will draw to a close and we'll be back to flying sorties over enemy territory. Close Air Support, etc. Ten thousand feet is getting down to where Webster and I usually live. We'll cruise at this altitude next Friday too.
Today is the Solemnity of St. Joseph, so Webster has ordered Surf and Turf for this evening's dinner. Yep, New York Strip grilled to order (don't ask how we pulled that off) and grilled gumbo shrimp to boot. That will go well behind that Cheeseburger and Cherry Coke lunch we had up here in the cockpit. Caesar salad and your favorite beverages will be on the side.
And for our in-flight entertainment? Becket starring Peter O'Toole and Richard Burton in this fully restored masterpiece. Ever had a buddy who was an enabler, you know, aided and abetted your carousing, etc? If you were King of England, wouldn't it be cool to appoint your pal the Archbishop of Canterbury? Think of the wacky stunts you could pull if your confessor was your best buddy! That's what Henry II thought when he appointed Becket as Archbishop. A stunning story of "be careful what you wish for" from both sides of the friendship spectrum.
Enjoy the show, and thanks again for flying with us!
P.S. I Think you can watch the whole thing at You Tube.